The Short Rants of a Waitress

I waitress at a 2 story pizza restaurant.
We have a lot of random food other than pizza.
These are the daily stupid questions of tourists/people passing through.

Just thought I'd share for entertainment.

Blue Cheese Base Sauce

Smoked Oysters

Sun Dried Tomatoes 

Artichoke Hearts.

I gagged a bit as I took it to the table.

  • Customer (while I'm taking out drinks to a table): Is the real restaurant upstairs?
  • Me: No m'am. It's more seating for this restaurant.
  • Customer: Well, do you guys have sushi? We saw a sign for bento outside.
  • Me: No. We only have bento, no sushi.
  • Customer: Are you sure? I thought you must have sushi since you have bento.
  • For my future reference:
  • Sushi always = bento.